Thanks to Audrey Balius, my horsey friend, for forwarding this to me. As it is my nature to share such pearls of wisdom with others, I pass this on to you, my Blogsterville friends.
I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace.
Dr. Phil proclaimed that the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished; and before leaving the house this morning I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle
of Baileys, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of both
Prozac and Valium prescriptions, the rest of the Cheesecake, some
Saltines and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how freaking good I feel.
Please pass this on to those you feel are in need of inner peace. No need to thank me.
Debbie
3 comments on How to Find Inner Peace
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ladyspain
said 10 months ago
Yep, that bottle of Cabernet needs to be finished and I've got some Amaretto under the counter....oh yes, and there's a little icecream some to think of it...[LOL][LOL][LOL]
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busymichmom
said 10 months ago
I finally realized why I don't have that inner peace...lol. [LOL][THUMBUP][LOL]
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yourimaginaryfriend
said 10 months ago
[OHMY][LOL] Good idea, I'll finish up this box of halloween chocolate, then start on that big bottle of rum...[TONGUE]
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