It wasn't more than ten minutes ago that I heard a loud howling sound coming from the east. Could that have been Mary (Elkhound)? Thank God she lives far enough away that I don't have to worry about looking out one of my windows and watching her bare her teeth, much less something else, while marking her territory.
Now I am scared. And daughter isn't here to comfort me.
Wait...I hear something else. A loud chainsaw sound. I looked out the kitchen window as well as the living room windows and there isn't a big guy wearing leather out there.
WHEW! It has to be Mary, fast asleep, thanks to Napien...oops, I mean Ambien. That would be AWFUL if Dakota had her out driving him around at night while she was still sleeping.
HEY MARY. Get out of the fridge!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Good night.
Sleep tight.
Don't let the bedbugs bite.
Debbie
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