63 and Pregnant
Lucky me. I've had this headache since I got up that feels as though I am wearing a brick on my head. I wanted to write but I am finding it hard to ... read more
9 months ago
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Albert Einstein & His Chauffeur
When Albert Einstein was making the rounds of the speaker's circuit, he usually found himself eagerly longing to get back to his laboratory work. On... read more
1 years ago
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Elkhound's Metamorphosis from Werewolf to Chainsaw
It wasn't more than ten minutes ago that I heard a loud howling sound coming from the east. Could that have been Mary (Elkhound)? Thank God she live... read more
10 months ago
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Especially for Mary (Elkhound)
How to Tell the Sex of a Fly JUST TOO CUTE.This is the cleanest E-mail joke I've come across in a long while!A woman walked into the kitchen to find h... read more
10 months ago
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Genetics and Jumping, Baby Suri Style
Baby Suri has daddy Tom's eyes. I wonder if she inherited his couch-jumping skills too?!?Debbie... read more
2 years ago
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How to Find Inner Peace
Thanks to Audrey Balius, my horsey friend, for forwarding this to me. As it is my nature to share such pearls of wisdom with others, I pass this on t... read more
10 months ago
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Some Good Advice to Cope with the Holidays
I see that Martin wasn't too happy with Alfredo for raining on his holiday parade, so I thought I would specify that this advice is for Martin first, ... read more
9 months ago
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Something Else Priceless
Tee hee, from my friend Paul.THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING >>NAKED IN A>>SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. T... read more
1 years ago
8 comments
